Pendulous Breasts

2005-07-26T08:51:00.000-07:00

Perhaps you should start a bit slower? Maybe a shandy every now and again rather than going the full hog into 30th birthday comatoseness? Big step, have plenty of aspirin on hand. My personal trick is 2 aspirin before bed when still drunk with a big glass of water, another 2 when you get up to pee at around 7am because you drank so much and then sleep until midday. It usually knocks the worst of the hangover on the head. I´ve also been none to take a few aspirins before even starting to drink - preemptive strike and all that.

Going overseas is a brilliant idea - I´m all for it! If you want revisit the land of Potatos and Sauerkraut, you are more than welcome. When Em came for a quick visit, she and the man ended up spending 2 months in our spare room. If you are still traveling come Jan next year I may be tempted to hitch a ride.

If you´re interested in teaching English OS, I have a friend doing that for 3 years now in Tokyo. I can give you his address if you like.

Ideas - feel free to add

2005-07-20T12:24:00.000-07:00

Ok. So. Hmmm. Better start with one then.
Ok, so a woman is probably required (I don´t think M&B do the gay romance literature yet)...lets call her, ummm, Kate. Yes Kate. Thats got a good girly ring to it. Lets say she´s just left her fiancee.....Paul, it´ll do for now,...´cause she caught him in flagrante with his coworker Sheryl. Yep that sounds like a nasty man-snatcher.
So she´s left him and run away to somewhere remote.....a small island...Gippsland....Alice Springs....Aran Islands. Well I like the idea of the Aran Islands, and it lets one throw in Gaelic words. Where her best friend from school and uni etc etc has gotten married to a local and they are running a B&B. Jen and,hmm, Martin should do it. And also a restuarant. Yeah, just starting a restuarant associated with it for the tourists. And Martin´s cousin comes in as a chef....Nick.But Nicky and Kate clash from the start. But he´s really hot. And Jen and Martin go away on a delayed honeymoon and leave the two businesses up to them. Lots of clashes, lots of seduction. You know the drill.
and then they, like, do it. Y´know...IT. And IT is Gooood.
But then a local chick....run out of names, whats a good Irish sounding name? Margret?....who´s been after Nick since school (and they were an item once) is out to get him and pulling all Kate´s strings to make her think Nick´s cheating on her. So then when Paul turns up to get her back, she runs back to him and his false promises. And that looks like the end. But it isn´t causeNick is actually in love with Kate and WANTS her, man.
Big climax (no, storyline climax I mean) in a big storm when Kate had run out distraught from something and got lost and nearly went over the cliff. But Nick went out into the terrible weather and rescued her and they sheltered in a little hut. And got IT on again. And then they lived happily ever after.

I don´t think there´s enough of IT, but we can work on that. Whaddya think?

onwards and upwards

2005-07-20T05:01:00.000-07:00

New place..mmmmm...decorating...mmm......IKEA addict am I. New contact details must be included.
From the wannabe Mills and Boon, I'm afraid you will not et away with that lack of detail. We need turgid, pulsating love swords piercing the silken wet velvet of your need......
I'm getting better you know.
Hit 89 kg. Definately hate my body.
Not preganant, but probably had an early miscarriage last week.
No sauce in my life, but get occasional dips.
Think I have a hernia.
Also blonde, unfortunately same old, same old.
Eating to much Franzbrotchen, not drinking enough water.
Not thinking about BigBoy.
Will come up with M&B summary tonight for us to work on.

Spin spin sugar

2005-06-16T23:09:00.000-07:00

I can just imagine the THWUP THWUP sound as those flames go spinning past your ears.

I wish I could help!!

2005-06-13T03:30:00.000-07:00

I'm sorry you've hit this stage! I can't offer any advice or help 'cause I know how much that didn't help me, then or now (I also come home to an empty flat). I feel with you but can only offer a forum to express: you may now begin.

Yes call me doofus

2005-05-17T04:45:00.000-07:00

I don't read comments, so I didn't notice that montgomery had already posted! Yay!

And stalled to a halt

2005-05-17T04:43:00.000-07:00

This team of two blog is apparently not getting off the ground. Kinda glad its not just me that's being slack here ;)

Perhaps we could use this to write a tag team Mills and Boon? Interested?

2005-05-09T05:46:00.000-07:00

We are here....................